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Do I dare disturb the universe?

...probably not. Unless the universe is disturbed by fanfic and porn.

Created on 2008-07-12 18:39:51 (#16078368), last updated 2009-08-22

318 comments received, 179 comments posted

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Name:spankinghalo
Birthdate:1984-01-22
Location:London, United Kingdom
Website:The 'other' me
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SpankingHalo is a character of mystique and wonder. A shadowy figure lurking on the edges of acceptable society, SH leads a life of derring-do and swashbuckling deeds. From scaling walls with sword in teeth to leave a small selection of chocolates by the bedside of that special lady, to destroying notorious jewelry in the heart of volcanoes, to single-handedly taking on the universe's most evil villain only to discover a strange family connection, SH's life is one hapless adventure after another.

Ruler of Atlantis, built to Olympian proportions and able to arm-wrestle titans to a weeping standstill, SH walks on a carpet of rose petals and red carpets laid by grateful citizens. Those who meet SH agree they have been touched by an angel, and not in an inappropriate way. More gracious than Venus de Milo, more glorious than Michelangelo's David, more delectable than Botticelli angels, SH's sculpted perfection, tousled locks and ever-changing gem-like eyes leave many people swooning, whilst others find themselves seized by ecstasy.

Much like a strobelight, SH is not recommended for those of a delicate disposition.

SH is also a pathological liar. And the world's best lover.

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